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American Company (commercial, 1987)

Commercial · Don't Touch That Dial shorts · 1987 · 139 words

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Why would one company work 24 hours a day, seven days a week, 365 days a year, and spend billions of dollars building America's first and only 100% fiber-optic long distance network? Why? So that every fiber-optic long distance call you make will be so clear and quiet that you can actually hear a pin drop.

U.S. Sprint, we're building the first and only 100% fiber-optic network, clear across America. Aspirin was introduced in 1899. Tylenol in 1955. Today there's Advil. One Advil is as effective as two regular strength Tylenol or two regular Aspirin.

Advil, advanced medicine for pain. When Mother told me the facts of life, she didn't tell me everything. Take Playtex tampons. Fact. It's the only tampon that comes with deodorant or without. And it's great protection.

Playtex tampons. When you know the facts. You

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