The Fall Guy (TV theme, 1981)

Well, I'm not the kind to kiss and tell, but I've been seen with Thoroughb I've never been with anything less than a nine So fine, I've been on fire with Sally Field Going fast with a girl named Bo-Wet But somehow they just don't end up as mine It's a death goodbye and life I leave

I take my chances I die for living in the movies and TV The hardest thing I ever do is watch my leading ladies Kiss some of the guy while I'm bandaging my knee I might fall from a tall building, I might roll a brand new car Cause I'm the unknown stuntman and they'd record such a star

It's much time in school, but I told ladies plenty It's true I hire my body out from bay Hey, hey, I've gotten burned over Sheryl Teague's blown up or I'll rock your welch But when I wind up in the hay, it's only hay Hey, hey, hey, I might jump an open drawbridge Or tarzan from a vine

Cause I'm the unknown stuntman And make these two look so fine President But I got the best girls' ladies Some days I've got on as far as the eye can see To eat A morning dive with Jackie Smith I crash in the night with Sarah Put in the end, they never stay with me

I might fall from a tall building So fertile metals don't get hurt I might leave the mighty canyon So he can't kiss and flirt Well that smooth talk is kissing my girl I'm just kissing dirt Yes, I'm the boneless stuntman that made a lover out of fur