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Heinz Ketchup (commercial, 1988)

Commercial · Don't Touch That Dial shorts · 1988 · 55 words

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What are you doing now? He's waiting for the ketchup. He's what? Hey, we don't wait for ketchup. You don't? You and your ketchup have a real nice time. Pines ketchup, it's so rich. So thick.

Why waste time with anything else? I'll catch you. Bye bye. The best things come to those who wait.

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