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Heineken (commercial)

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But unfortunately, even the Heineken fails to refresh him. A sad story. But let us all remember, it is better to be a refreshed failure than an unrefreshed success. This sobering thought is brought to you from Heineken.

The beer that refreshes the parts other beers cannot reach. Usually. I'd like to introduce you to Honeybobster. Mummy. I'm not his mommy. Now to help Hari monster through the morning, I give him breakfast, including sugar puffs and milk.

Tell him about the Hari Mummy. Pieces of natural wheat, popped up and tasting of Hari. Honey, they taste the honey. I love my honey. I know my Mummy. I know my Mummy. So, if anyone asks why sugar puffs taste so good, remember?

Tell him about the Hari Mummy. Now you can enjoy new paces. Wait till you taste that fresh, chewy spearmint. Now striped with peppermint. Stripes? Yes, peppermint stripes. Stripes are peppermint in refreshing chewy spearmint that mingle in the mouth to give a new two mint freshness.

Enjoy a new kind of freshness. New striped paces. Peppermint stripes for two mint freshness.

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