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The transcript of “Schlitz Malt Liquor (commercial, 1970)”, an episode of Don't Touch That Dial shorts from 1970. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Don't Touch That Dial plays Don't Touch That Dial shorts free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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The next time you're invited to a bring your own party, bring along the bowl. The Schlitzmalt liquor bowl. He'll add a tell you excitement to any party. Nobody makes malt liquor like Schlitz. Nobody. Schlitzmalt liquor is the bowl, bowl liquor.
The bowl on the label tells you that. It says, take me home, I'm robust. Take me home, I'm brawny. Take me home, I'm bold. Take me home before that other crazy bull runs us both over.
Nobody makes more liquor like slits. Nobody.
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