Heinz (commercial, 1988)

Usually coming up. My passing high. Sure. When you've got something this rich, this thick, why waste time with anything else? Hines catch up. The best things come to those who wait. Hines' tartar sauce is the best tasting national brand.

Most everyone agrees. Why don't you join Mazda's frequent flyer clock and fly away in a Mazda RX-7 convertible? Some people say I'm attractive. I say I agree. After all, I had nothing to do with it.

I owe that to my mother and father. But how I take care of my looks is up to me. And for my hair, only performing preference will do. It gives my hair layers of light because the color is translucent.

And my hair is always healthy looking and fit. Do I deserve such riches?