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Cream Product (commercial, 1980s)

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You know, that's what I mean. The dressing room was down here with the three other fellows. Hey, Cream for a while, but I stopped using it because I really didn't think it was working. Then my sister told me, Helen, get Porcelana and keep using it. It does work.

Porcelana works gradually, but it does work. Well, spots are much less noticeable now. Porcelana does work if you stick with it. Porcelana, and now, Porcelana with sunscreen. Then he'll keep the sun from darkening the brown spots Porcelana's trying to lighten.

Now's the time. You've got 48 hours to step into big savings at Acme's half-price sale on socks and underwear. This Friday and Saturday only were selling all socks and underwear at half-price. Underwear like Haynes and Fruit-A-B-Loom Breaks, Boxers and T-shirts, net brand socks like Wrangler, Fruit-A-B-Loom, Spalding and more. All half-price this Friday and Saturday

only. So stock up while supplies last. The 48-hour half-price sale on socks and underwear at Acme, Store a store for low prices and double coupons. Teleprint. Tune in, turn on to want to make your celebration say Lady Brie.

Leave the way with 20 to 50% savings store wide. All our Richelous simulated pearl necklaces and earrings 30% off. And line the orange Cardan designer jewelry collection 20% off. Your choice of $29.99 or three styles by life's drive and rest cross $26.99.

All sorts of fashion plus 30. Your self-rescified can see it's only $59.99. House Prince only $49.99. Join the parade and hurry into John Wanamaker. The celebration say it is just waiting for you.

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