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Commercial · Don't Touch That Dial shorts · 1983 · 51 words
The transcript of “Butter Commercial”, an episode of Don't Touch That Dial shorts from 1983. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Don't Touch That Dial plays Don't Touch That Dial shorts free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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I used to think my life was just space and time. Lady LaPatron to her and passing me by without warning. What? Better. What? Better. Don't mess with me. You're Parquet Marjor.
But the better. I said Parquet, come here. Uh-oh. You're smooth. You're creamy. You taste like butter. No butter.
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