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Saluki Football PSA

Commercial · Don't Touch That Dial shorts · 1983 · 1 min · 149 words

The transcript of “Saluki Football PSA”, an episode of Don't Touch That Dial shorts from 1983. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Don't Touch That Dial plays Don't Touch That Dial shorts free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Saluki football rescues the SIU athletic budget. Details attend. Patrick, your list of million plus winners. But this year, you're going to have a partner. Poop. Heracra, Shire-S. Be sure he understands our rules. If the winner has his ticket, he gives the money immediately.

If not, there's a waiting period to determine if the ticket has been sold or given as a gift. And if so, the recipient becomes the new winner. If we're gonna work together, I think we need to learn a little give and take.

Thirdly, I give. Oh, and I take. Right. Hot, so hot. Wendy's baked potatoes are... Hot, yeah. Wendy's stuffed some old kinds of ways. Hot, like with cheese. So it's cheese. Chewy and cheese. Bacon and cheese.

Broccoli and cheese. Wendy. Sour cream and chives. That is hot. Wendy's stuffed. Stuff. Big potatoes. They're hot. Who-in-this kind of people? Ooh.

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