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European Breakfast (commercial, 1982)

Commercial · Don't Touch That Dial shorts · 1982 · 2 min · 252 words

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G'day, bossa or bologieur or whatever it is. In the western world, there are two great breakfasts. In Europe, it couldn't be breakfast without the croissant, the French call it that because they can't say bread roll.

In Australia, it wouldn't be breccy without toast. And right down the world, it wouldn't be breakfast without the ribbon natural flavour of butter. Natural, that's why I reckon, along with a couple of million others, that butter tastes better than margarine.

True, for how? Hang on, if I'm doing this, not me. If you could see how much natural moisture your skin loses every day, you'd understand why it becomes dry and rough. Vaseline Intensive Care lotion is the moisture therapy for dry skin.

It nurtures your skin, helping it retain natural moisture. Used every day, it helps keep your skin feeling soft, smooth and subtle. Vaseline Intensive Care lotion, moisture therapy for dry skin. We are seat leg room than any other Japanese two-litre sedan in its class.

Look out! First, in true family-sized Japanese two-litre wagon. A bowl of water, two paper bolts. You're trying vinegar, we're trying cream. Uh-huh, the cream works. Why?

It changes the surface tension. Cream and milk are first-class sources of nutrition. That's why there's a glass and a half of full cream milk in every 200 gram block of Cadbury-Dairy milk chocolate. Are we agreed?

This pretty, sir. Only Cadbury has that famous glass and a half. So when you think of chocolate, think of Cadbury.

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