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Stone Cross Car Rental (commercial)

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You know, I used to be in that down nine to five zoo routine. I just couldn't escape. I toyed with the idea of becoming a heavy intro Thalga square, but who's gonna run off with Nelson anyway, right?

Thanks for it. Since I was clocking at one night, I saw this ad in the zoo news. Lion wanted to star in film, born free, I thought terrific. It turns out to be a commercial for this new road you own tobacco.

Why not? Advertising mid-stars out of those monkeys on TV, right? You know, this stuff's pretty good. What's it called, Samson? Where was I? Oh, yeah. Well, this could be my big break, you know? Mr. DeMille, if you're watching, have you considered the return of Spartacus?

Or planet of the lion? Even... Pause? Okay, action! The golden tobacco with our little morn strength. Oh boy. What a salesman.

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