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Rubber Ducky (TV theme, 1970)

Song · Don't Touch That Dial shorts · 1970 · 2 min · 285 words

The transcript of “Rubber Ducky (TV theme, 1970)”, an episode of Don't Touch That Dial shorts from 1970. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Don't Touch That Dial plays Don't Touch That Dial shorts free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Well here I am in my tubby again and my tubby is all filled with water and nice fluffy suds And I've got my soap and washcloth to wash myself And I've got my nifty scrub brush to help me scrub my back Then I've got a big fluffy towel to dry myself when I'm done

But there's one other thing that makes tubby time the very best time of the whole day and do you know what that is? It's a very special friend of mine my very favorite little pal Oh, Rubber Duckie, you're the one.

You make bath time lots of fun. Rubber Duckie, I'm awfully fond of you. Bo bo bo do do. Rubber Duckie, joy of joy. When I squeeze you, you make noise. Rubber Duckie, you're my very best friend.

It's true. Oh, every day when I make my way to the clubby. I find a little fellow who's cute and yellow and sharpie A little buh-dum-dum-be Rubber ducky, you're so fine And I'm lucky that you're mine Rubber ducky, I'm awfully fond of you Hey Rubber ducky, would you like me to scrub your back with my nifty little scrub brush?

You would? Okay, how's this? Hey, you want me to scrub behind your ears? Ooh, I see. You don't have any ears to you. Well, how about your tummy? Scrub his little ducky tummy. Ooh, he's ticklish.

Ooh, every day when I make my way through the tubby. I find out little fella who's cute and yellow and chubby. Love the goob goobby. Love the ducky, you're so fine. I'm lucky that you're mine Rubber duck, yeah, like a whole condo Rubber duck, yeah, I'm awfully fond

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