McDonald's (commercial, 1987)

Rubble McDonald and friends in the story of cosmic one day strange object landed in McDonald's Look, oh so the flower pot. Oh, that's no flower pot grimace. Who's there? I know where people cosmic here. I popped in from outer space on a trade mission trade Okay, I'll take this and trade you that I get it right. Okay. I'll take this and trade you that

Boy, he moves fast. How about joining us in a picnic? I've got the McDonald's cheeseburgers, fries, and shakes. All right, take a seat for the lunch. Bye-bye. What was Ronald to do? Yeah, what? I'll save our lunch with my McMagnet.

Cosmic couldn't hide. He was pulled by Ronald's McMagnet. What do you say we share? Now you've got the idea. Deliciously awesome. I'm going to tell my people about McDonald's cheeseburgers later, too. So Cosmic took off.

Wow, what an incredible experience. Incredible experience. Oh, right. I wouldn't trade it for anything. It's a good time for the great taste of the goggles. The hogs of Manicine. Saturday, it's 2-2-7 at a special time.

There, not a special mama's boy. Jake sets up Molly with a blind date. I can't believe he's married. And on the golden girls, the premiere of Russia wants Rose for a peace talk. The world is in deep, big trouble.

And our cool man, here's Reverend Johnny. It's a time for Jaws! Saturday. I'm Dabney Coleman. You know there's a lot of blatant self-promotion in this record. I don't like that. So watch the cars on Saturday Night Live.

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