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K-Tales Hair Magician (commercial)

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Introducing K-Zout Ham Edition. This new grooming aid comes with two interchangeable heads. Use this, and you will also need two interchangeable heads. Number one, the plucked chicken look. Number two, rips out hair by roots. Number three, first sight of blood, and your hair becomes a hair-tone.

Number four, people come up to you in the street and say pity about the chemotherapy. Continue!

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