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Savings Plan (commercial)

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A past is filled with those who didn't care to plan for the future. I'm not saying that a regular savings plan would have saved the crakenoids on TAR-7 from a life of financial drudgery and dependence.

Then again, you never know. Remember, however you plan on spending the future, plan on having something to spend. What does it take to shape the future? A virillion time transformer, a sonic spool driver? or just the uncanny ability to remember a telephone number.

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