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Pabst Blue Ribbon (commercial, 1950s)

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This is Jimmy Wallington speaking in just a moment Riley will be back with us Meanwhile remember Wherever you see the papped blue ribbon label on a bottle or a can It's your guarantee of quality and satisfaction For it means the finest beer served anywhere Your taste will tell you why?

Hi, Riley. Oh, hi, coach. Your back door is open. So I dropped in to see if we're still partners Sure we are, why not? That's what I said to myself. If Riley and me are still partners, we share a share of life.

Now the liquid assets, you get it, Riley? The liquid assets? Well, if you want some paps, blue ribbon big, just go ahead and help yourself. That's the way I like to hear you talk. Three, six, nine, twelve.

Well, there's nothing too good for the Riley's. Hey, wait a minute, Killish. Where you going with all those bottles? Good night, partner. Can't blame him. I do the same thing myself. Bridie with Pan-lu-Ribbonneer. Whenever you take the taste of it, you give it a high cheer.

Again and again and again and again. It's hot through ribbon you buy. Again and again and again and again. You taste what hell you want. So enjoy the life of Bridie with Pan-lu-Ribbonneer. With hot through ribbon beer.

Little bear drinker watching listen. Listen, Hylom and Old Style is proved twice, not just once like others. It's pure-brude to make it easy to stay with class after class. Twice-brude, pure-brude, Old Style.

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