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Valentine Beer (commercial, 1950s)

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Charlie the Horse was none too spry. His writer Joe was really dry. When low beneath the burning sky they heard the famous Valentine's cry. Valentine's cry. Hey, Auntie Kovea. Hey, you got your ice cold.

When you want the flavor in dear today, you ask the man for Valentine's beer. It's got the loneliest taste in town. Valentine's got it. Valentine's, Valentine's, Valentine's beer. You know, folks, if you're like me, you like your beard tall, frosty, cold, and just brimming over with lips, smacking, honest-to-goodness flavor.

That's Valentine's beer for you. Flavors brewed in for the loneliest taste in town. Enjoy refreshing Valentine's beer. You'll be so glad you did.

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