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Now back to the Schlitz Playhouse of Stars. This is Jimmy Wallington speaking. In just a moment Riley will be back with us. Meanwhile remember, wherever you see the papped blue ribbon label on a bottle or a can, it's your guarantee of quality and satisfaction.
For it means the finest beer served. Anywhere. Your taste will tell you why. I never did get to finish my poem. Well, why don't you do that, Walter? All right. There was a wise old owl who had a friend, a mouse.
Hey, Walter, let me finish it, huh? There was a wise old owl who had a friend, a mouse. The finest beer served anywhere. It's served in Riley's house. The man is talking about Paps Blue Ribbon Beer.
The finest beer served. Anyway. Well, here's to Junior's birthday. Oh, fine. And here's to you. Dear.
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