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Watering Gardens is my line, says Green from Jay McGrew, but when you want to quench your thirst, then here's the thing to do. You ought to make friends with Valley Forge. The beer with a wonderful flavor.
Make friends with Valley Forge. Do yourself a big favor. It's pale. It's light. It's smooth. It always tastes just right, so you ought to make friends with Valley Forge. The beer with a wonderful flavor.
When friends drop in, invite them to make friends with Valley Forge. If they're like most people a day, they like a modern beer, a beer that's pale, light, smooth. Yes, they like Valley Forge beer because every drop is brewed especially to suit the modern taste.
For thirst-quenching refreshment, for downright satisfaction, there's just nothing quite like Valley Forge beer. In fact, the most a host can do for friends is serve Valley Forge. So you ought to make friends with Valley Forge and beer with a wonderful flavor.
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