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Schlitz Beer (commercial, 1970s-80s)

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Schlitz introduces a new six pack. Eddie O'Brien, John Gohner, Tony Marola, Pete Halakie, Jeff Levitt, Frank Williams. Come on. Come on. Relax. We'll carry him precious cargo. He thinks he's bringing in a 747. All right.

Let's get the work. When the six pack starts to roll, think start happening. Life has much more gusto. That's for sure. Service for six. And a little music to dine by. Good times start brewing when you won't banish it.

It pulls together with that great taste of gusto. Good times start brewing when you won't banish it. It brings the guys together again. Good friends and a good beer don't come easy. So when you find them you hold on to them.

And since 1849 more men have been holding on to the gusto of schlitz than any other beer. Hey, come on guys, there's two minutes for game time. Oh, thanks. This could be the best game we ever missed.

Hey, little gusto is a musto. But time's not brewing. When you vote banish it's... But time's not brewing. When you vote banish it's...

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