Budweiser (commercial, 1970s-80s)

Looky there, little fella. Bring Ed with an itty bitty can of Budweiser. Ah, yes, it's straight from the horse's mouth. But seriously, folks, we call it the Bud Half-Pine. It's eight easy-tasting ounces of the King of Beers.

It's perfect when you want a lot of quality, a little at a time. When you save Bud Half-Pine, you've said it all. Wrong, Ed-Bardo. You've said it short. How come I'm always the straight man?

Here's two good friends. Tonight is kind of a sporty girl. The view will make us lost. Must say something good for us. Hey, anybody miss me? Keep learning out of there. We're going to go home.

Oh, oh, oh, oh. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. When you want the taste of a truly great American beer, tonight let it be low and rough. And here's to our traveling. The world.

Those what's real today, artificial this artificial that? It's almost everywhere, but not in Paps beers. Because Paps won't shortcut nature with chemicals or artificial ingredients. Paps blew ribbon, Paps extra light, on decker. Paps, brews the best taste in beer, honestly.

Quality since 1844. It took me three hours to fix Carlos's car. You fixed it! And what do I get? Light beer! I fixed it. Did you ever taste light beer? This is Coors Light. The surprising taste of Coors Light comes from pure Rocky Mountain spring water.

You like it, don't you? And a way of brewing that squeezes a lot of the calories out. Well... But leaves all the taste in. Admit it. Alright, it's good. I'm surprised. Coors Light, the surprise is how good it tastes.