Cap'n Crunch (commercial, 1972)

The crunch berry thing from the foreign bar. It's well! What's for CB? Buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh. A cars! Crunch cereal with strawberry, claira-crunchberries! Two flavor, two croc-crunch. And a good part of a nutritious breakfast! Buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh. Oh, I will call the crunch berries you want.

Oh, next time, not with so hard. Buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh. Crunch berries from Quaker. This portion of Mighty Mouse presented by Topper Toys, makers of the exciting new Super Helmet 7. Watch me, there's still more. This portion of Mighty Mouse Playhouse brought to you by Kool-Aid, a new pre-sweetened Kool-Aid for year-round fun and flavor.

Hey, Yaki, what you doing? I'm learning. How to succeed at flying without really trying? I want to be here still. Not my ancestors. Wifeline, have some corn flakes. Look. Leonardo de Yaki, Inventor of the viaduct, the aquaduct, and the first lighter than air duct?

No, my drink went further! And look, rubber and oval wack, by the use of my drink slouch! Hey, hey, that's right! I have to fly a-justin' you! Little Doc, you all haven't got this trend for it!

Why don't you tank up with some of my cogs, corn flakes? Crips, delicious cereal! You talk to me, I'd kill it! Now watch it! You're getting narrow, dynamically impossible! What are you doing? Well, at least he was wearing his light fall suit.

And now the Smiking Brothers wake up to the famous one-two crunch of Kellogg Sugar Smiles. Okay, boys.