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Columbo (TV theme)

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You know in our neighborhood we had a bunch of jokers. I mean we were a real out bunch of guys And we figured out a perfect way to put a car out of commission You take a potato you stick it in the exhaust pipe Doesn't cause any damage, but the car won't start

It was a terrible thing to do and I got a feeling But the reason I became a cop was to make up for all those jokes I played when I was a kid Just one other thing sir

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