New Soap (commercial, 1981)

I'm sensational, a new kind of soap. When it seems just like soap to be washed with it, then things start to happen. It's fat lovely. I feel very little feeling. So, but it's different. You can tell by the novel that feels different somehow.

Even the water feels different. It's fat lovely, lively, little feeling. Soap is never like this. My skin feels so different. I feel so different. I never felt so clean. I feel just sensational. It's a tingle inside you. You just bubble over. I thought so. Just so. But oh, this lurril.

Get that muffy, lurril. Lurril? It's sensational. Home sweet home, Fred. Or is it? That is Fred. You only got half a home. Hopper hole, hopper bedroom, forgot it had gone up in valued, incho. Fred, you're under insured!

Oh, what a nightmare. But half a minute, I am under insured.