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Heineken Water in Mallorca (commercial, 1985)

Commercial · Don't Touch That Dial shorts · 1985 · 1 min · 105 words

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The water in Mallorca doesn't taste like what it ought to. No, no, no. The water in Mallorca don't taste like what it ought to. The water in Mallorca doesn't taste quite how it should. Mallorca?

Mallorca? Mallorca! Mallorca! Hi, Dale. Any danger of some refreshment in here? Here you are. Get your laugh and gear in there. Oh, golly. The wall are in Majoka. What's that? Don't taste like what it all are.

Oh, gosh. The wall are in Majoka. Don't taste like what it all are. She's cracking. She's only corrected. You're absolutely wrong. Heineken refreshes the parts what other beers cannot reach.

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