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Empire Today (commercial, 1979)

Commercial · Don't Touch That Dial shorts · 1979 · 2 min · 107 words

The transcript of “Empire Today (commercial, 1979)”, an episode of Don't Touch That Dial shorts from 1979. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Don't Touch That Dial plays Don't Touch That Dial shorts free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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588 2300, why don't you dare call anybody else? 588 2300, Empire! Rotten kid 588 2300, Empire! 2300, That's all you gotta do 588, Empire!

Empire's dynamite carpet sale 588 2300 M4 82300 M4 Hello rescue squad 588 2300 M4 Carpet in one day, free credit for six months, no payment for 90 days, you got 20 seconds to call 82300 Empire today, carpet tomorrow 588 2300 Empire Empire, the carpeting only people.

588 2300 Empire Good for you. 588 2300 Empire Empire today, carpet tomorrow. 588 2300 Empire Our day, day, day, to 300, and... Empire.

To 300! Empire, today, carpeting tomorrow. Why are you waiting?

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