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Commercial · Don't Touch That Dial shorts · 1967 · 124 words
The transcript of “Listerine (commercial, 1967)”, an episode of Don't Touch That Dial shorts from 1967. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Don't Touch That Dial plays Don't Touch That Dial shorts free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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I can't have a cup of coffee. Oh, I can't now, dear. I'm babysitting. Sir. You know, I love to take care of children, but they just don't seem to take too many more. Oh, like this.
You think I had pet breath? You should know better, Agnes. Use misterine. My wash is too sweet. She has soda pot. Not misterine, out of septic. Has a good fresh taste. Besides, misterine kills germs.
Sure, germs can cause bad breath. But what if I'm babysitting to the afternoon? All the more reason. This dream keeps breath fresh for hours. Live and learn. Bobby, you said children didn't like you. You changed that.
You went this dream. Listerine antiseptic kills germs, keeps breath fresh for hours.
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