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Ronson Comet Lighter (commercial, 1968)

Commercial · Don't Touch That Dial shorts · 1968 · 125 words

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Ladies and gentlemen, I've devised a torture test between your lighter and my rants and comet. Put your thumb on the side of your lighter. Squeeze the lighter. The rants and comet can. Find a danger that wouldn't be placed to see if your flame would blow out of its neck.

And see if your lighter carries two spare flints and a replaceable sparkle. The Ronson Comet dance. Carefully turn out the lights. And adjust your flame to cigarette, cigar, and pipe. The pride to inject your light with a life-giving butane.

One gulf from the Ronson multibill, and the covet can light for months. If your light account to have the things the Ronson Comet can give one, and have your own torture test.

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