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Gravy Train Dog Food (commercial)

Commercial · Don't Touch That Dial shorts · 1 min · 94 words

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Be patient. Oh, come on, Tina. Wait a minute. See, I have to make it crazy for you. It's a gravy train. Can't you read? Good for you, but you have to eat it strongly so you can enjoy it.

You know, Mommy doesn't want us to eat fast? Tina, come on. Eat it slowly. Ugh. Come on. You can't handle all over your nose. Don't be in such a rush. Gina, you're the door of your pet.

Gravy train. Another fine product of general foods. Completely nutritious, and it makes its own gravy.

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