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The transcript of “Gaines Meal Dog Food (commercial)”, an episode of Don't Touch That Dial shorts. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Don't Touch That Dial plays Don't Touch That Dial shorts free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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You say you have extended periods of anxiety and depression in your not eating properly, why not? Whoa! I see. You know your dog food is good for you, but you don't like the taste, huh?
Well, it's a common problem. You need a dog food that's nutritious and tastes good, too. You need new gains meal. Gains makes nutrition taste good. You see, every nugget is basted for flavor. To give it a taste and aroma dogs can't resist.
And in spite of what you tell me, you are a dog. And notice the small nugget size. It makes Gaines meal easy to eat and easy to mix. Go ahead, try it. See? Gaines does make nutrition taste good.
Next patient, please. Get brand new Gaines meal. It makes nutrition taste good. Now buy five pounds of Gaines meal and save six cents. Ten pounds, save fifteen cents. Twenty-five pounds, save twenty-five cents.
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