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Southern Bread (commercial, 1962)

Commercial · Don't Touch That Dial shorts · 1962 · 2 min · 223 words

The transcript of “Southern Bread (commercial, 1962)”, an episode of Don't Touch That Dial shorts from 1962. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Don't Touch That Dial plays Don't Touch That Dial shorts free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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I'd do anything for Southern bread. I'd even face a herd of stampede and elephants. And again, maybe I wouldn't try Southern bread. I'd even go North for Southern bread. I think I went too far North. Try Southern.

I'm gonna jump off the Empire State Building to prove that I'd do anything for Southern bread. But... Actually Southern bread never let you down. Y'all try it. I'd do anything for Southern bread. I'd even stop a speedin' locomotive with my bare hands.

Hold out, Dream. On top of it all, I get paid and confederate money by Southern bread. I'd even go to the moon for Southern bread. Of course, it's easier to get Southern bread at your grocery store. It's in the bag.

I'd do anything for Southern bread. I'd even get shot out of a cannon. Ah! Oh, why do I do these things for Southern bread? To prove my love for Southern bread, I'd even climb the highest mountain.

Don't worry Southern Brand shall rise again. Y'all try it. I'd do anything for Southern Brand. I'd even go to Yankee Stadium. That's not a Yankee! You know I might even like it up here. Here's an extra point for Southern Brand.

You know I'd even break the sound barrier for Southern Brand. Friends I'd break anything for Southern Brand.

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