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I'm telling people to dial 1 in the area code if different from their own when dialing long distance. What's the gun for? To get their attention. Did you check the dial phone directory? No. People who don't use the directory just blow up sometime.
Oh, that's a lot. See what I mean? What you doing? Dialing long distance. Did you dial 1 first? No. No. Did you dial 1 first? Everyone will love you. What you doing? I'm dialing long distance.
Did you die on one first? No. No. Strange things happen to people who don't die on one.
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