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Carling's Red Cap Ale (commercial)

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Oh, hi. Just hanging up my diploma. See? I've graduated. Yep. I've graduated to Carling's Red Camp Ales. And look at the diploma they gave me. Pretty nice, huh? It all started the other evening down at Fred's Place.

I said, hi Fred, what's good? And he says, Carling's Red Camp Ales is good. White hearted, he called it. He explained, Carling's has the heart Canadian Ales are famous for, plus the light touch and taste we Americans like.

And believe me, he's right. Compare carlings with your favorite ale or beer. You'll like it better. Then, write in for your diploma. It's easy. Just send your name and address on a penny postal to Brewing Corporation of America, Box 5501 Cleveland, 6, Ohio.

Back comes this handsome diploma with your name printed on it. Oh, why don't you graduate to carlings? It's a great day when you graduate to carlings. Why don't you graduate today?

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