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Post Toasties Corn Flakes (commercial, 1950s)

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I'm Rory Raccoon, toaster of toasty tasty, post-toasty cornflakes. Rory! Rory Raccoon! Less than this. I'm stealing from your cornfield. I'll fix that crow. Going after that crow, eh? He's way back there. Go get him while I do your toast.

Else there won't be no corn left to make toasties tasty. Post-toasty cornflakes. They're tastier because they're toastier. Now hurry up. He's out there stealing corn as fast as this. Baudius, you corn-seaving crow. Start your day a little bit better, a little bit better.

Why don't you get my toasty-tasty post-tosties corn flakes? Tastier because they're toastier. Post-tosties corn flakes. Want some claudius? Claudia?

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