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U.S. Air Force Reserve (commercial)

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Get ahold of Joe McAdams. He'll take care of it. Right. Oh, yes, sir. That Joe, he can fix anything. That reminds me. Joe's sleeping this afternoon for a couple of weeks of air reserve training.

Maybe I better take you down there right now and introduce you. Oh, fine. Guess we're very proud of Joe. Great guy. Remember when the Navajo Indians were slowed in? Oh, yes, I... Well, Joe's unit was part of the airlift that saved their lives.

The Indians were the first ones to use corn, you know. Well, actually, I... That's right, and without corn, we'd be out of job, right? Yes. Yeah. The Air Force Reserve is always doing things like that, you know?

Like building playgrounds, working with boy scouts, the Civil Air Patrol, helping kids keep out of trouble. Well, you see, I'm a member, actually. Actually. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. It's not bad. That's not bad. Contour. Control.

Popeye air. Latest batch not bad. Good as a matter of fact, but it could be better. I think you ought to check those drawing bins and control. Stop worrying. No. Oh, yes, yes. Air force reserve activity.

Yes, yes. Well, I'm sure you know, Arthur, about their medical units going into depressed areas to run clinics, giving folks who otherwise couldn't afford it, pre-immunization, medical care, that's great work. Not only that, but in the unlikely event, some country was stupid enough to attack the United States.

You, Joe, and the rest of the Air Force Reserve would be among the first to defend this great land of ours. Please certainly would, sir. Mm. Mm-hmm. Yeah, that's right, Shane. Hmm, right, Shane? Yeah, it's the only looks of that.

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