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The transcript of “Milton Bradley Battleship (commercial)”, an episode of Don't Touch That Dial shorts. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Don't Touch That Dial plays Don't Touch That Dial shorts free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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Battle ship! Battle ship! Battle ship! Milton Bradley's great game of strategy. It's loaded with action and suspense. Play it anytime, anywhere. Three, four, hit. Jay one, hit. Jay one, hit. Battle ship! A game of strategy from Milton Bradley.
Hi friends, know you're enjoying our $1,000 movie, the Revenge of the Atomic Fly just as much as we are. Yes, you've guessed it. I'm Christian Cyborg, general manager here at Jack Poet Volkswagen, 5944, Figaroa in beautiful Highland Park. Well, what are we talking about? Are we talking about dependability? Are we talking about economy? Are we talking about performance?
We're talking about dependability and that spells Volkswagen, but don't take my word for it. Let's talk to our prize-winning salesman Coco Lewis. Thank you, Ralph, and thank you too for making me one. And speaking of numbers, how about two, five, four, nine, one, one, two, five, four, ninety-one, eleven, which adds up to five,
and that stands for value and judgment. So let's judge for ourselves. A sixty-nine or a brand new car, with a thirty-six or a forty horsepower engine, or if you want a custom car, then talk to the head of our custom car division.
Take it, Bob, chicken. Right on the chin every time, Coco, here's that number again. Five, are you having trouble getting through custom cars? We've got a car for you, yes we do. We've got stars, we've got stripes, we've got plag, we've got every conceivable type of automobile, We've got convertible, we've got topless cars, we've even got cars without tops.
We've got cars coupled, we've got cars facing one another and cars at a respectable distance. Here's that address again, two, five, four, nine, one. One, one for all our Latin American speaking friends. Here's Tony Gomez to tell you how to get down here and take advantage of Jack Pa.
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