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Arizona Bank Total Banking (commercial, 1980s)

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Okay, Mr. Knue. Let's talk about the Arizona banks' new total banking package. Do you like the name? Uh-huh, dude. Would you be interested in, say, discounts on loans? I wouldn't be. How about a fee-free Visa Classic credit card and debit card?

These are great. These are great. I'm gonna do a check writing. Give me a call. All free until next year with no minimum balance. Now this is free. How about melded crayons? Do they interest you?

They're free. I meant I... Free pineapple rye? Yeah, like this. Who wouldn't? The Arizona banks total banking package. Free until next year. Thank you so much.

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