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Head and Shoulders Shampoo (commercial)

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Well Lucy, I'm not exactly dressed at all the store right now. How convenient. Hidden shoulders. I know it really works against your dandruff, but what about my gorgeous hair? Your gorgeous hair will love it.

You know, it is the best-selling shampoo in America. Best-selling dandruff shampoo you mean? Best-selling shampoo of any kind. Because it hates your dandruff, but it also loves your hair. I use it regularly. Well, smells okay.

Hey, it's all kind of lather too. No, I think. You think you look adorable. Not just that, son. I think your shamples did a terrific sexy number on my hair. I love it. I'm glad.

Now you could buy the head and shoulders. We're out. Okay. Can I borrow some money? Head and shoulders. H.E.D. and Riff loves your hair.

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