Levi's with Dacron (commercial, 1971)

There was a stranger who came into our town. He was tall and had eyes that could look right to the bottom of you. We might have welcomed him, except for one thing, his pants. They weren't dull like ours in this troubled us.

Stranger, how was it your pants have colors and flared legs? He just smiled and said, I'm wearing Levi's. dull has gone out of style. Then in his strange way, he transported us to a world of Levi's slacks and jeans, trees, cords, players with a crumb polyester.

It was magic, blue jeans, bells, beautiful Levi's magic, coveralls, knickers, and knits. And we cried for more. No, I must go to other towns, he said, and he left. Left us with our new Levi's.

Yes, we'll miss that stranger. But you know life will never be dull in our town again. By the way, I want things in your town.