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You know my friends all the way from Portland, Oregon way back to Portland, Maine. This sort of thing goes on all the time in grocery stores. Yeah, the grocery clerk goes to a lot of work building a great big beautiful display of Skippy Peanut butter.
And what happens? Well, housewives and shoppers come in and they take a jar off here and a jar off there. And before alone the grocery clerk has to get busy and build up the display all over again. But even though he goes home kind of weary and tired at night, you think he cares
about that? No. I can't think of anyone, well, that's it might be my sponsor and maybe myself, who gets happier over selling a jar of Skippy Peanut butter than a grocery clerk. You see, there's a reason for that and I'd like to tell you why. What a grocery clerk does not like is when a
our customer returns and comes back and goes yakking about something that she didn't like and that never happens with skipping you see skippy is the only peanut butter in the entire store that has had the stale makers removed and that of course means that every jar of skippy peanut butter there is never any staleness or ransett taste or it's uh... it's always
easy to digest Now that is why, of course, your grocery clerk likes a thing like that. Skippy is the one peanut butter America's greatest selling peanut butter. And of course there's a reason for it.
Now I would end this by saying that a pleased customer makes the grocery clerk happy. So what? Well I'll tell you what, Skippy is very pleasant indeed. I'd love to have you try it and see.
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