Tang (commercial)

Henry, folks! Step right up, shoot a duck, and win a jar of natural orange-flavored panes. It's the new-improofed panes that taste better than ever! Boy, I like instant panes! But I hate the idea of shooting a relative!

Guess you want little duck duck and get this big jar of panes! Tange! Goodbye, Auntie! You miss, but you can't miss with tange. And if you really want tange and it's this, Make up a bitches hole and cool it off into refrigerator overnight.

Great for breakfast or any face to be all time. Mmm. Just gotta win some of that tang. Okay, duck, whole still. Miserable tang start. Now wait, I was just kidding. My pizza living, pretend it's tingles.