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The transcript of “Mars Milky Way Bar (commercial)”, an episode of Don't Touch That Dial shorts. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Don't Touch That Dial plays Don't Touch That Dial shorts free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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Knock knock. Who's there? William. William who? William ever used artificial ingredients in bars from Mars? Artificial? Narrow! Artificial is a nasty word at Mars. Everything's for real in bars from Mars. Milky Way bars, for instance, are made the Milky Way with gallons and gallons of fresh, whole-grade amyl, fluffy whites from fresh eggs, not powdered ones,
and real milk chocolate, the world's finest. That's why every bite's a luscious chewy treat. Milky Way gives you real satisfaction because there's nothing artificial in it. Everything's for real in bars from Mars. The best candy on earth comes from...
Mars.
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