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Mars Milky Way Bar (commercial)

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Macnack. Who's there? Artie. Artie who? Artie, facial ingredients should be good enough for bars for Mars. Eeeeet! This show is a nasty word at Mars. Yes, everything is for real in bars from Mars. Milky Way bars, for instance, are made the Milky Way, with gallons and gallons of whole grade A milk.

Fluffy whites of cackle fresh eggs. The world's finest pure milk chocolate, all to make every bite a luscious chewy treat. Real satisfaction. That's what you buy candy for. And that's why artificial is a nasty word with the folks at Mars.

That's why everything is for real in bars from Mars. So naturally, the best candy on earth comes from... Mars.

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