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S.C. Johnson Glade (commercial)

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Sir, how do you get rid of household odors? You have been sprits for splaying me, doesn't it, Stuqen and Brand X? I've been smearing and stomping, and I'll smit them. Brand X ain't no wonder these ordinary sprays don't get rid of odors.

Nine? Nine? I mean, no, ordinary sprays just try to hide odors, cover them with heavy lingering perfume. Stuqen? They're stuqen. They just pile one odor on top of another. So? So, Glade. The lite-sanded air freshener.

Glade actually destroys odors, absorbs them, gets rid of them. That's why Glade doesn't need those heavy for stunken or perfume. That's why Glade makes indoor air seem fresh as all outdoors. Take home some Glade, the lite-sanded air freshener.

Ah, the crut-glade. Gosh, you see me. Gracious. Gracious. a few more minutes. I'm going to go ahead and take a look at my question. And then I'm going to close the question. But thank you so much.

Thank you. And thank you very, very much, my pleasure. Thank you. Great. We'll see you next time. Bye bye, bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye! Bye. Bye.

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