Wondra Lotion (commercial, 1970)

There's trouble ahead, Captain. What's the matter? Your hands. Fish aren't the only scaly things around here. I know. Between catching them and cleaning them, my hands are so dry they hurt. Surprise, honey. I just discovered wonder.

Terrific. What's wonder? It's a conditioning motion. Hey, it's different. Rich like a cream. But can it help shape up these scaly hands? Look, if you saw a rough, dry hands through a magnifying glass, you'd actually see the flaking.

the flaking, but watch how fast Wundra rubs right in and takes the day's work right out. Just look at the difference a few seconds make. Boy, my hands feel terrific. And there's no grease problem.

Hey, even this glass dish doesn't slip. That's good stuff. Mmm. How could such big, strong, soft hands catch such a teensy, weency little fish. Wasn't easy. Launderer rubs right in and takes the day's work right out of your hands.