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Cap'n Crunch (commercial, 1972)

Commercial · Don't Touch That Dial shorts · 1972 · 66 words

The transcript of “Cap'n Crunch (commercial, 1972)”, an episode of Don't Touch That Dial shorts from 1972. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Don't Touch That Dial plays Don't Touch That Dial shorts free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Captain Crunch, where are you? Not a sound, Captain, if you value your life. Hurry up, Shorty. Hey, Captain Crunch cereal. It's sweet and tasty, a delicious part of the good breakfast. Made crunchy to stay crunchy too.

No, no. Ee-ee-e. Oh, huh? I can't always say, fellas. You can't get away with the crunch, because the crunch always gives you away. Captain Crunch. It's crunchy.

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