Cap'n Crunch (commercial, 1970)

Oh, hi, loyal crew. Captain Cruncher with my buddies, Chris Van Quay. To tell you about a great free offer from the folks at Quaker. Don't tell him, Captain. No? Sure, but instead. Oh, good idea.

Here it is. A whole new set of genuine matchbox cars. Authentic scale models imported from England. That's a keen race car. There's a tipper truck that works both ways. There's a lot of... Right. Six different models from station wagons to police cars.

with loads of special action features usually sold for more than 50 cents. But you can get any one of them for three proof of purchase seals from these good Quaker cereals. One from Captain Crunch. One from Eager Quay. Or Quay.

And one from I, the extra protein cereal that's twin and alpha kids. Look what a specially marked package is. Get all six matchbox cars. It's like being captain of your own fleet. I said, Flee, not tweet.