Cap'n Crunch (commercial, 1967)

Jean-a-foot, you barefoot pirate. What have you done with Captain Crunch? We know you captured him! Where is he? Yet he saw me to know and for you to find out. Alright, Carlisle. Start the torture.

Don't you? Oh no, not yet. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! Now will you tell us. Ha-ha-ha-ha! No. We're beaten. Not yet. Jean, how would you like a big ball of Captain Crunch cereal? It's cereal. Oh. It's sweet and crunchy.

Mmm. It's got corn for crunch and oats for punch. And it stays crunchy, even in milk. Enough, enough. I did fell. Where is he? He's right here. Captain Crunch. Mmm, mmm, mmm. So creepy. Tell Denise you the foot.

I'll never forgive you for this. For capturing you. No. For eating the whole box. Captain Crunch. From Quaker. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure.

from Quaker.