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Cap'n Crunch (commercial, 1965)

Commercial · Don't Touch That Dial shorts · 1965 · 132 words

The transcript of “Cap'n Crunch (commercial, 1965)”, an episode of Don't Touch That Dial shorts from 1965. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Don't Touch That Dial plays Don't Touch That Dial shorts free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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I sing the song of Captain Crunch. It's your... Oh, Marme! Singing my song. Bear closer, Sea Dog. No amount of meat that could be used. Run, so... Ready, Otis? A bit closer and we sink her.

Then I'll have all that Captain Crunch cereal. Just think. Breakfast and bed every morning. Captain Crunch cereal made a corn and oats. And two conjures sugar. Never uncrunch. Not even after you pour salt in the milk.

After he pours on the milk. And it's fun too much. And it's fun too much. And it's fun too much. And it's fun too much. And it's fun too much. That's Magnolia bulkhead. Porta Stern.

Yeah, turn left. Fire. She was obviously a phony. But every man looks a little fishy. Captain Crunch from Quaker Oats.

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