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Commercial · Don't Touch That Dial shorts · 1965 · 1 min · 129 words
The transcript of “Cap'n Crunch (commercial, 1965)”, an episode of Don't Touch That Dial shorts from 1965. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Don't Touch That Dial plays Don't Touch That Dial shorts free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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Well, here we are on Robinson Crusoe's Island. Yay! Mr. Crusoe? Mr. Crusoe? Oh, go away. I like it here. But we want to take you back to civilization. Civilization. What do you have that I don't?
Electric lights? I've got hundred what lightning books. Air conditioning? Twenty-four hours a day. Ah, but do you have a cereal that stays crunchy, even in milk? Of course not. There's no such a thing. Now there is. It's Captain Crunch cereal.
It's sweet and crunchy. It's already sweetened for you. And it stays crunchy. Even in coconut milk. Now that's what I call civilized. Itchy! Now will you come with us? Well I should I. Now that I've got Captain Crunch, I've got everything.
You love Captain Crunch. It's from Quaker.
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